Portland Oregon

The shit hole of the north-western United States.

The sidewalks have the highest piss concentration for a city of its size in the entire world.

Portland Oregon has a ton of activities for the homeless like throwing needles into the river and pissing in public trashcans

by PDXoriginal March 06, 2019

salem oregon

A place of many wonders. It is full of various drugs and addictive things.

Salem Oregon has meth

by Godfool181 October 27, 2017

Southern Oregon

A region in Oregon with cities and beautiful landscape such as Roseburg, Medford, Grants Pass, Ashland, and Klamath Falls

Southern Oregon is the most gorgeous part of Oregon that I've ever been to

by Sumdumho September 18, 2014

Oregon mist

A very fine mist commonly experienced in Oregon. It's not rain or mist. it's light 100% humidity.

I looked outside and the streets were wet but it didn't look like it was raining. I went for a walk and now I'm wet, must me the Oregon mist.

by bnbmike October 04, 2008

oregon trail

Arguably the most classic of classic computer games. The best version will always be the original DOS release.

It's fun to name everyone in the party after people you don't like, and then just send them off with a bunch of oxen and nothing else, especially not food.

Jack: Damnit! I tried to ford the Snake River and all my fucking oxen and half my party died!
Jill: Well, how deep was the river?
Jack: Something like 36 feet at the center. That's shallow enough to ford, isn't it?
Jill: ...
Jack: Right?
Jill: ::smacks yo silly ass::

by One of those college-aged kids who remembers playing it in third grade April 12, 2005

Ashland Oregon

A beautiful quaint town on Southern Oregon surrounded by mountains. There is much to do outdoors including hiking, skiing, mountain biking. But other than that in Town the only thing to do is to drink at bars. The city council and the chamber of commerced have been successful at squashing any attempts at creativity because they see it as competition to the main tourist attraction: The Shakespeare Festival. So there is no venue for bands to play unless you are a big well known band, but the town is too small to draw a big enough crowd. The people there are very interesting. New Agers, hippies, burners, artists, stoners, single moms, and crazy people. Everyone has dated everyone else. Nobody has a job but they grow weed. Relationships don't last so people turn to drugs and alcohol. The town is a bubble of beauty and unreality leading some people to think that there is something added to the water supply. There literally is water fountains that have lithium in the water. It is hard to leave and once you have been there, you will always come back.

I miss Ashland Oregon, it is so easy there!

by powderheader February 26, 2011

Salem, Oregon

A city in Oregon, in-between Portland and Eugene, pretty darn normal and boring.

This place reminds me of Salem, Oregon, it's normal and not exciting.

by Aaaaaaaaaaah this is silly! April 04, 2011