olecowboy

A grumpy elderly person who references old glories like the Alamo and generally lives abstractly in the past. Often living in small towns in the Northwestern US, like Texas.

It's just the Olecowboy going on again about Sam Houston.

by pollster man May 4, 2009

onesome

I would assume this means masturbation.

Many people fantasize about a threesome but all they're gettin is a onesome

by b-town September 6, 2003

oneword

the setup for calling someone a slut.

"oneword, andrew is a slut"

by kush? July 25, 2006

OneNote

The world's most simple notebook-based note-taking software, made by Microsoft.

Why is OneNote so simple?

Because you can only make one note with it!

by Dymo 1750 April 30, 2020

onetone

A person with unvaried interests. These types of people usually try to appear interesting through their choice of clothes or music however, conversation with one of these people is absolutely dull.

"He's such a onetone, he always finds a way to talk about the alien argot of the avant-garde."

"My BF sucks, he's a onetone."

by puppiesncream January 24, 2012

onepotato2

Simply a potato, a person who no life's something but has a warm heart. Looks like one potato but is worth 2

She's a onepotato2. I like that in a person

by RedeFinition.orgy July 24, 2018

Oneion

The contraction of 'one onion'. Secretly it is it's own vegetable.

"Can you get me oneion?"

or

"I only need oneion."

by MaxXylophone April 24, 2019