Oneages

Describing someone who has been left alone.

Ha all on his oneages!

by John Matsfield November 23, 2010

Onaho

Japanese expression for sex sleeve.
Derived from contracting onani and hole.

Check out this onaho I imported from Japan.

by Januz September 18, 2018

onethousandsome

Having sex with 100 people

person 630:There is two dicks in my ass and 5 in my pussy
person 384:I’m buried in pussys!
person 999:How many people are there 1, 70, 530, ITS A ONETHOUSANDSOME!

by Aquarelique September 30, 2020

oneshot

Used often in First Person Shooters when someone acheives a one-hit-kill.

Guy1: Dude, I totally one shotted that guy
Guy2: Bro, that was me.
Guy1: Lol

Guy1: Did you see that oneshot I just got?
Guy2: No, I was worrying about saving my own ass.
Guy1: Lol

by I Am EpicFailGuy January 11, 2009

oneal tool

an imcompetant asshole, usually a male in the oneal junior class, who's life is so vapid they feel they must resort to quazi-analyzing the relationship of the only reasonable females in their grade for entertainment purposes, jealousy or an attempt to prove their apathetic nature to other males, which in reality is found lacking.

Nick, weston, and mike are the ideal oneal tools because their lives lack individuality and excitement, and therefore they feel they must all joke about the only reasonable girls in their grade, so that their relationships with each other are classically strengthened by putting others down.

by FATJANET February 18, 2004

Onaholer

A person, normally a man, who owns a onahole(Japanese pocket pussy). Some or even most times onaholers may prefer it over the real thing because 1.) It’s sole purpose is to give nothing but pleasure 2.) It doesn’t nag or boss them around 3.) It’s ultra ribbed and has state of the art design to manipulate the insides of a tight Asian woman’s pussy. Enough said...ladies you’ve got some real competition going on.

Well you’re goddamn right I’m an onaholer! Your pussy is trash!

by Jansu March 6, 2021

Onehandedqwerty

The collective noun (like pack of wolves, herd of cows, and murder of crows) for cybersluts....those interesting women we all meet in chatrooms and on other social networking sites.

Tom: You look like shit this morning. Did that onehandedqwerty of yours keep you up all night?

Jerry: Yeah...hand me that pot of coffee

by CROTALUS July 30, 2010