Day One-ing

Having sex on the first day of college.

"Hey bro, are you planning on Day one-ing it when you go to college?"

"Yeah man, I want dat pussy as soon as I can get it!"

by Gaysinspace September 4, 2015

Day ones

People that say they have day ones everywhere are using the term wrong. Day ones are people that have been best friends since either birth or for several years. PERIODT!!

Man 1: dude I everyone is my day one.!
Man 2: nah, day ones are like Olivia and Isabella, they’ve been best friends since kindergarten. So fix ur self!
Man 1: ........

by Karen_Hit The Whoa October 5, 2019

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

National Ask Your Loved Ones For Nudes Day

Nation Ask Your Loved Ones For Nudes day is April 17th. On this day you may ask any loved one for nudes. UNO REVERSE CARD UNUSABLE!!! Loved ones is including friends, family, or your "sexual partner". haha you lonely prick

Mother: "Hey John, you gonna get anything good from your wife on April 17th?"
John Doe: "Whaddya mean mom?"
Mother: "April 17th is national ask your loved ones for nudes day!"
John Doe: "I hope I get to see a picture of a nice cream pie from her then."

by Pillow34532344443233333333333 April 16, 2020

Day one strokes

Having a sexual interaction with someone on the first day you met them

I just met this girl, I’m hoping to get some day one strokes.

by Grantivanschilte April 18, 2024

one proud day

when it is good day start with a bad end

one proud day, the austeeno arived

by xdr5t3evq3q November 5, 2023

Day one

Your ride or die bestie, someone who is down to ride and by your side 24/7. Doesn't ask for anything but your loyalty, but would give you everything they have.

Justin is my day one!

by GoddessLeo December 20, 2021