stoned

high on marijuana, typically with bloodshot eyes, an increase in appetite and a tendency toward laughter for no apparent reason.

"I'm stoned from all these bong hits!"

by El Toastero December 26, 2005

stones

Verb

1) Narcotics in small pill form (Variation of "Rocks"

2) Valuable gems or jewlery which is encrusted with valuable gems, normally used in conjuction with the terms "Lift" or "Jack"

That bitch shorted me a stone!

When the clerk turns his back, you club him, and I'll jack the stones

by Paraphrase February 27, 2004

stoned

The stage of smoked up between high and ripped.

'I'm a fuckin airplane, man, I can see the trees below me' is usually uttered between periods of staring at houseplants and making brnyard noises.

by Justin October 15, 2003

stoned

the ultimate state of mind when u realize the world is out to get you, ur walkin all over ur house lookin for sum food, stare off into space thinkin a dragon just ate ur friend, found a dollar on the floor n screamed like crazy cuz u think ur a millionaire, think chocolate milk is like an orgy in ur mouth, start talkin in a british accent, sometimes u dont even realize ur talkin at all, u rant to ur friends bout how an orange is the mort complex thing in the world, u wanna lie down just for a sec n end up fallin asleep but wake up with the words "sex hole" on your face with an arrow pointed to ur mouth...

good times

"if the world is out to get you, just lie bak n light up a blunt"

"lifes a dud, smoke sum bud" -my homies words-

"i wanna make marry jane my wife" -evry1s words-

"live life to the fullest, just get stoned"

"im gonna wake n bake"

by smokedaplant April 18, 2010

Stone

The thing that thanos used to kill half of all life on the universe

Thanos has two stones now

by Men cat man May 26, 2019

Stone

Stone is a very athletic guy and he tries to make people laugh. He loves sports he also likes to be in the outdoors. He is very loyal to a girl if they’re loyal back to him. He does not like to argue and He tries to live his best life.

Stone is a good guy.

by Rare names May 28, 2019

stoned

what people do when they find their pink floyd albums

i'm going to get "stoned" and listen to dark side of the moon and look up "stoned" on the internet. woohoo!@

by this isn\'t your friend October 28, 2003