crud muffins

1. To be surprised

2. "Oh, Shit"

3. Muffins coverd in crap

First guy: "Dude, did u study for the test today?"
Second guy: "Crud muffins! I forgot"

by Stealthcrip October 16, 2005

Good crud

Oxymoron.

Definition 1) Used when something is so awful that it's actually good.

Definition 2) When you think something's good but your friend disagrees or vice versa.

Favoured by the ComRads.

1) Bob: "Look at that painting!"
Joe: "Yeah, that's good crud!"

2) Gavin: "Wow, I love life."
Becky: "Really? I hate it!"
Gavin: "Well, let's just agree it's good crud."

by Iron Anne Cash November 14, 2006

geek crud

Attempts at gaining geek cred that only make you look like an idiot to a real geek.

Gerrald spouted geek crud when he told Melvin a regular expression was a part of speech.

by EricRperson November 7, 2008

holy crud

wow! unexpected!

HOLY CRUD thats alot of money!

by natezlildork September 28, 2003

Crud Muffin

A saying when you fall, screw something up or any other place where you would normally curse.

Crud Muffin! I forgot what the capital of Nevada is!

by Telus Mobility January 19, 2010

yeetusing cruds

A groupchat consisting of Mike, Aunday, Luke, and Monty. The world cannot even begin to imagine what horrors are in it.

Oh crud Luke’s calling yeetusing cruds

by Aunday107 November 13, 2021

Crud Monkey

mass produced monkeys that have no intelligence higher than room temperature. have no social cues or clue as to what manners are. loud obnoxious viles of waste.

EVERYTIME, I hold the door for the other person but when its a dumb spic they want to act entitled like a crud monkey.

by HEHU*H June 14, 2021