Air omelette

An early morning fart that smells like eggs. Usually delivered with intentional force.

"you want breakfast in bed?" I aint getting up, so here's an air omelette, enjoy.

by KenTam August 26, 2013

lazy omelette

When a male ejaculates into an unsuspecting person's ear then folds the ear over. Usually done in the middle of the night when denied intercouse by their significant other multiple times.

My wife wasn't "in the mood" for about the 10th day in a row, so I gave her a lazy omelette.

by Lunchbox427 January 25, 2017

makin' omelettes

A term to describe the act of two naked pregnant women performing a chest bump.

I watched my wife and her friend makin' omelettes last night.

by spoople June 23, 2019

three egg omelette

A three egg omelette is when you fill up a guys ass hole with cum

"I just gave my sexy boy a three egg omelette "

by Gingerbread Pussy 1 November 20, 2016

mother-of-all-omelets

Some thing you make when you can’t fret over every egg

We’re making the mother-of-all-omelets here jack, can’t fret over every egg!

by Frost. May 18, 2022

Scotch Omelette

Where you get yourself a glass of scotch, and masturbate while drinking it. If you blow before you finish, you have to pop the wad into the glass and slam the rest of it back. The jizz sitting at the top of the glass forms what is to be known as the Scotch Omelette.

Dave: I ran out of time and had to have a scotch omelette last night
Tim: A-ha!

by Raging Erections March 23, 2009

skin omelette

A skin omelette is a synonym for vagina.

After a night of profound love making: 'I'll tell you what Cluett, she had a lovely skin omelette!'

by EstcourtAvenue November 6, 2013