pissed off penguin

When a woman is giving her lover oral sex, as the man begins to enter his climax the woman removes her mouth from the said man and walks away casually leaving the man completely unsatisfied. as he urgently rushes towards her with his pants at his ankles she turns around and smiles at him as he wobbles towards her only to fall down from tripping over his own drawers

woman: <giving oral>
man: ohh yeah bitch
woman: <walks away>
man: extends arms, and wobbles towards her
woman: ha ha look at the pissed off penguin!
man: <slams onto the floor>
woman: call me a bitch again nigger.

by BLOODBLUHAXOR AT YMAIL DOT COM December 9, 2009

pissed off pirate

while having sexual intercourse with a female, the male pulls out and ejaculates in the woman's eye. Simultaneously, he stomps on the woman's foot. This causes the female to hop on one leg while covering her eye like a pissed off pirate.

Origin: Latin

I gave her a pissed off pirate

by Stuphreak8 August 3, 2006

Piss off Perry

Someone that you do not or don’t want to believe. Someone that needs knocking down a peg or two

Wife : just got to put my face on and I will be ready .
Husband: do you need a shovel ?

Wife: piss off Perry !!

by Pez22 May 26, 2019

Surveyically Pissed Off

The feeling one gets after hand creating and filling out a myspace survey, subsequently clicking the "back" button, resulting in a blank forum.

My myspace bulletin just went completely blank! I am surveyically pissed off!

by yellowisnotmellow June 8, 2009

Piss off a cliff

A phrase or an insult meaning one of three things. One being to actually pee off a cliff, two, being to make a cliff mad, or formally to piss off, but off a cliff.

Nik: Piss off a cliff.

Andrew: What should i say to piss it off?

Christian: Why would i piss off a cliff when i can piss in a bush?

Nik: No piss off. Jump off a cliff.

by Dig_Life August 26, 2011

Proper Piss Off

When something is pathetic and really annoying, so it really really pisses you off on a regular basis.

"everytime I get an email through my hotmail, it logs me off my MSN. Its a proper piss off!"

by *Crumpet* June 25, 2007

Piss Off Mate

The Canadian version of saying “Fuck off”

“Aw fuck you phaggot”
“Piss off mate”

by MinionMemes November 11, 2019