Point out the Obvious

When somebody asks you something that you are obviously doing.

Joe: *Reading Newspaper*
Bob: Hey Joe! Are you reading the newspaper?
Joe: Way to Point out the Obvious Bob...

by Sgtbagel March 20, 2010

captain obvious

a name for someone who states the obvious. someone who is incredibly stupid

Person A: dying sucks
Person B: Thank you captain obvious

by Kurt Matthew Schroeder December 18, 2008

Captain Obvious

when someone states the obvious especially when it is stupidly obvious

Marie: "Sandy you are so white!"
Ginger: "Yes. I am caucasian. Thank you Captain Obvious!"

by Lez H. August 5, 2008

captain obvious

Someone that has stated the clearly obvious.

A.Hot chocolate is hot

B. Thank you captain obvious

by DizzyLizzy February 1, 2007

captain obvious

When someone says something so obvious, they never needed to say it in the first place.

Derf MacGuergan: "Shoes are tied in loops."
Andrew King: "Thank you Captain Obvious!!!!!!"

by A. King. April 1, 2005

Stating the Obvious

When you point out concepts that only retarded people don't have the ability to grasp, or foolishly don't want to..

Person 1: Omg, why are you so butt-ugly???
Person 2: My parents.
Person 1: thanks for stating the obvious.

by OlgaPatacky March 8, 2012

Thank you, Caption Obvious

When a caption says something so obvious that there is really no need for it at all.

*picture of a guy riding a horse*
Caption: This is a picture of a guy riding a horse.
Viewer: Thank you, Caption Obvious!

by Turtle Mcfly July 13, 2014