One who obligates;
Yes, you know one ... Perhaps you are one? It's that person who's name causes you to roll your eyes and taste the metallic acid of dread in the back of your throat. The Obligationist is the reason that you screen your calls. The Obligationist is the person behind the dreaded holiday dinner that ruins the spirit for the day. The Obligationist is the person who "volunteers" to help you out, just to be "a friend", then reminds you of that favor for the rest of your living days. The Obligationist is the person who is somehow in your life, but you can not figure out what terrible thing you did, in this life or some other, that you should deserve this. The Obligationist is a vile person who feeds on your life energy so it can feel alive.
This is someone who keeps showing up in your life like dog crap on your shoe. This person is a continuous source of frustration and irritation. A gnat circling your head in the night, it's incessant buzzing waking you just before you drop off into peaceful sleep. They are like a rash that will not go away. Obligationism is an art form for the losers of our world ... It is a black art. A dark craft practiced by people without a clear vision of "self".
They will find something that you need, or get involved with someone who you can not avoid. It is as difficult to rid yourself of the Obligationists as it is to rid your body of a wart, or an infestation of lice ... Serious measures must be taken. The question is; Are you willing to do what must be done? The Obligationist will always try to have some sort of hold on you. It is not easy to escape once one has latched on.
Yes, you know one ... Perhaps you are one? It's that person who's name causes you to roll your eyes and taste the metallic acid of dread in the back of your throat. The Obligationist is the reason that you screen your calls. The Obligationist is the person behind the dreaded holiday dinner that ruins the spirit for the day. The Obligationist is the person who "volunteers" to help you out, just to be "a friend", then reminds you of that favor for the rest of your living days. The Obligationist is the person who is somehow in your life, but you can not figure out what terrible thing you did, in this life or some other, that you should deserve this. The Obligationist is a vile person who feeds on your life energy so it can feel alive.
This is someone who keeps showing up in your life like dog crap on your shoe. This person is a continuous source of frustration and irritation. A gnat circling your head in the night, it's incessant buzzing waking you just before you drop off into peaceful sleep. They are like a rash that will not go away. Obligationism is an art form for the losers of our world ... It is a black art. A dark craft practiced by people without a clear vision of "self".
They will find something that you need, or get involved with someone who you can not avoid. It is as difficult to rid yourself of the Obligationists as it is to rid your body of a wart, or an infestation of lice ... Serious measures must be taken. The question is; Are you willing to do what must be done? The Obligationist will always try to have some sort of hold on you. It is not easy to escape once one has latched on.
DAMN!, It's that girl who left her panties at my house last weekend calling again! What an OBLIGATIONIST!
by Vmaximus August 25, 2009
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"Dude, let's disconnect the school intercom system, and run!"
"Dude! We can't do that!"
"Dude, you just committed a serious obamination!"
"Dude! We can't do that!"
"Dude, you just committed a serious obamination!"
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Get the Okination mug.Obrivational Interation (OI) is a unit that measures how efficiently a person processes human-level understanding — like humor, emotion, and social nuance — rather than pure logic or academics.
While IQ (Intelligence Quotient) measures intellectual capability, OI reflects one’s relatability quotient — how well they “get” people, jokes, sarcasm, and emotional rhythm in real interations.
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A person with high OI can pick up on humor, body language, tone, and emotional cues instantly — they just get the vibe.
A person with low OI may excel in logic, reasoning, and abstract topics, but completely miss obvious jokes or social cues.
It’s not about being dumb or smart — it’s about how aligned your brain is with the human frequency.
While IQ (Intelligence Quotient) measures intellectual capability, OI reflects one’s relatability quotient — how well they “get” people, jokes, sarcasm, and emotional rhythm in real interations.
Description:
A person with high OI can pick up on humor, body language, tone, and emotional cues instantly — they just get the vibe.
A person with low OI may excel in logic, reasoning, and abstract topics, but completely miss obvious jokes or social cues.
It’s not about being dumb or smart — it’s about how aligned your brain is with the human frequency.
Friend 1: “Bro cracked a complex physics problem in 2 minutes but didn’t get a knock-knock joke.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, his Obrivational Interation is in negative.”
“She’s got average IQ but sky-high OI — she reads people like books.”
“That joke went right over his head, man’s OI still buffering.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, his Obrivational Interation is in negative.”
“She’s got average IQ but sky-high OI — she reads people like books.”
“That joke went right over his head, man’s OI still buffering.”
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