Oxygen Waster

someone who laughs alot and takes huge breath after every interval of Haha's.

"On god bro, you are such an Oxygen Waster"

Friend : WHEEZE

by Daddymilo January 20, 2021

Oxygen Dodger

Some who wears a face mask when they don't need to.

"Look at that oxygen dodger in her car still wearing a face mask."

by Fry Ups October 23, 2020

oxygen sandwich

Two pieces of bread strapped together. For when you're too poor for a Manwich.

Sometimes in the daytimes, I dream of a Manwich
But all I'm really eating is an oxygen sandwich

by Roth Vantage February 23, 2020

Oxygen Thief

Someone who wafts around as if waving a deodorant and not actually doing anything.

Alice was a complete Oxygen Thief; she talked all day then worked when everyone else went home.

by Mad Dan (Leicester) April 27, 2015

Oxygen Vampire

A person that sucks up all the good oxygen without a brain that requires it.

That oxygen vampire just pulled away from the gas pump with the nozzle still in their car.

by Vladthelunchpailer August 22, 2022

Lacking oxygen

When the tea is too hot and shocking

A: “Gareth cheated on his wife and she actually caught him”
B: “OMG, I’m literally lacking oxygen”

by jjjzizak January 18, 2019

oxygen mask

the act of doing 69 while the guy is on top, thus causing the scrotum sac to cover the mouth and nose like an oxygen mask

I was with a girl last night and i gave her the oxygen mask so long she was fighting to push me off of her.

by ssgtski October 29, 2009