owned

To be completely and wholly dominated, usually through some form of violence or physical action, without contest, in a very short amount of time. The person being owned is almost always caught unaware. Often shouted out loud by viewing audience.

Zidane owned Materazzi with a headbutt in front of approximately two billion people during the World Cup.

by eDs101 July 17, 2006

Owned

Generic gaming slang referring to a scenario where a player or any other target is destroyed or significantly damaged in a very efficient manner. Often used to refer to a humiliation.

"Haha you owned that guy big time"

by THE MASKED GOON December 29, 2005

owns

Owning the arse harsh,or being the owner of something,Meh and sometimes pwning :)

Have you seen Kyle got owned by Conor in the bum?

by Scalper September 18, 2005

owned

to prove someone wrong or insult them in a way they can't comeback

'your stupid' said bob 'well at least i aren't retarded' replied steve!

( steve just owned bob )

by !"£ March 28, 2009

own

What Chuck Norris does on a daily basis.

Guy 1 : Did you just see Chuck Norris own Mr. T's ass?
Guy 2 : Yeah im not really suprised.

by bestusername June 25, 2009

own

To have control over, ie. in cracking, to have gained root- or administrator-level access to one's computer, by (for instance) installing a trojan-horse program thereupon, exploiting a security loophole in its operating system, or socially-engineering access to its password. (Often the domain of script-kiddies and malicious crackers, rather than "hackers" of the creative type.)

"I own your box."
"The computers at the school lab are now owned."

by Ilan March 14, 2005

Owned

Have possession over something or someone.

The New Orleans Saints and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers owns the Chicago Bears. I own the Bears, they are my b-----s.

by Saints October 12, 2003