Screaming Ones

The number one in place of an exclamation point at the end of a sentence.

This occurs when someone is "screaming" in all caps but forgets to use shift for the exclamation mark.

Writing in all caps and using the number one for emphasis.

COMPUTER BY OFFICES. SLUGGISH AND STUPID111

I was so angry I used screaming ones.

YOU SUCK111

by pkwatz March 22, 2010

Evans ones

When time is FUNDAMENTAL
When JCC are now accepting grade 4s
Believe you, me
When you stop the making
When Sustainability is key

Evans ones You need a grade 4
That was a Evans ones
He pulled an evans ones

by Topshotta786 October 22, 2018

The Ones Within

Is a really good anime

The Ones Within is a really good anime and is one of my favs

by XER101 December 23, 2020

all the best ones are gay

Brian Molko is not gay...he's bi

^^^ see example above

by AshtrayGirl February 6, 2005

Bang the ones

A word used by minorities to describe having a fight with no weapons.
Originally found in Boston in the early 21st centuries.

Asian gangsta 1 : Yo lets go fuck up them C town kids i hear they want to bang the ones.
Asian gangsta 2 : FOR REAL?
Asian gangsta 1 : YA

by kman7777 February 8, 2009

short ones

term for young children

Carl had to leave work early in order to get to the elementary school in time to pick up his short ones....

by sheila in the car July 12, 2011

Property of Ones

A bougus mathematical Theorum by Strongbad graduate of Crazy go nuts university: The oneitude is directly proportional to the colditude of the one. In laymans terms, A one that is not cold is scarcely a one at all

Acording to the Property of Ones, this one has a low oneitude level

by Jeff October 8, 2003