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Flex Offender

Someone who is registered as being a flex offender. A person who feels the need to flex on everything they do.
Aye cuh, we finna go toes?? Cuz you already know I’m a registered Flex Offender.”
by Benjie F. July 20, 2018
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offenderman

A slender like figure who stalkes women for sex. He has two rose, a red rose and a blue rose. He wears a trench coat, a fedora and boots. Women call him "smexy".
Who are you?
My name is offenderman but you can call me "smexy".
by #GamerGirl October 6, 2016
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Herpetual offender

Someone who knowingly has the STD, Herpes, and repeatedly has sexual intercourse with unknowing suspects.
I'd stay away from Jamie if I was you, he's a total herpetual offender!
by Ultramega June 3, 2010
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Repeat Offender

The act of having anal sex with a female two or more times in a night.
Tashera came over last night and I gave her the Repeat Offender!
by two feet of cock March 17, 2009
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young offender's moustache

Small sprouting of fluff around the mouths of teenage boys, too pathetic to constitute a full-blown moustache. Should be shaven off.

Quite common in the Southern States of America, and those in Young Offender's Institutes.
"Maa momma says im reeeal purdy"
by Chrissy.T. May 27, 2004
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flex offender

A player who is ranked higher in flex queue (generally considered a queue that doesn't matter) than solo queue in the game League of Legends.
Allan is a flex offender. He's Bronze in solo queue but Silver in flex queue.
by ThePhamtom February 4, 2018
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Sext Offender

A person who randomly sexts someone they don't even know. Thus, freaking them out. Or, someone who sexts so often that they sext the wrong person.
Sext Offender: Hey baby, I'm naked and thinking about you.
Recipient: Who is this?

Sext Offender: I bet you would like it if I came over there and took off your pants.
Sext Offender's Mother: Mike, this is your Mother.

Person 1: Why did Ashley dump Mike?
Person 2: Mike got caught sexting some girl.
Person 1: I bet he's a repeat sext offender.
by drewxo5 February 28, 2011
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