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Urple Nurple

The process of squeezing your index finger tightly against your thumb finger around the teat as an attempt to bring extreme pain to the mammary gland of a close male friend or male enemy (depending on the circumstances). DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS PROCEDURE AGAINST WOMEN (unless you are a women yourself)
My son was being a dweeb so I gave him an "urple nurple".
by Neotheothopolopolis August 19, 2022
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purple nurple

a bad herpes sore on the lip or nose
Jim said, "Yo' man, did you see Mike's purple nurple today!?"
Heather replied, "Hell yeah, I would've never guessed him for herps."
by T7B December 23, 2009
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FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE

WHEN YO ASS SO DESPERATE FOR GOOD GRADES YOU GOTTA GET THAT FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE DEAL FROM YO TEACHER.
STUDENT: IM LOW ON FUGGIN GRADEEES
TEACHER: GIVE ME THE FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE TREATMENT, MY LIL WHORE
by genemutant November 22, 2023
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purple nurple

a really really painful thing and the results are purrple nips
i got a purple nurple from janice.
by papajdogg3 December 9, 2016
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Nurple

A weird skin tag type thing that old dogs can get. Its not damaging
Look at that old dogs it has a nurple
by Djdnsmdmfmfm January 20, 2022
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Nurple

Pinching to make the (n)ipple p(urple) - Nurple
by Nurple Master September 23, 2023
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Nurple

“Hey Rob, did you know that no word in any dictionary rhymes with orange?” “You’re wrong Bill , what about Nurple?” “Nurple?”
by YE BOI UHHHHH January 6, 2018
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