Urple Nurple

The process of squeezing your index finger tightly against your thumb finger around the teat as an attempt to bring extreme pain to the mammary gland of a close male friend or male enemy (depending on the circumstances). DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS PROCEDURE AGAINST WOMEN (unless you are a women yourself)

My son was being a dweeb so I gave him an "urple nurple".

by Neotheothopolopolis August 19, 2022

purple nurple

a bad herpes sore on the lip or nose

Jim said, "Yo' man, did you see Mike's purple nurple today!?"
Heather replied, "Hell yeah, I would've never guessed him for herps."

by T7B December 23, 2009

FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE

WHEN YO ASS SO DESPERATE FOR GOOD GRADES YOU GOTTA GET THAT FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE DEAL FROM YO TEACHER.

STUDENT: IM LOW ON FUGGIN GRADEEES
TEACHER: GIVE ME THE FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE TREATMENT, MY LIL WHORE

by genemutant November 22, 2023

purple nurple

a really really painful thing and the results are purrple nips

i got a purple nurple from janice.

by papajdogg3 December 9, 2016

Nurple

A weird skin tag type thing that old dogs can get. Its not damaging

Look at that old dogs it has a nurple

by Djdnsmdmfmfm January 20, 2022

Nurple

Pinching to make the (n)ipple p(urple) - Nurple

I will nurple your ass

by Nurple Master September 23, 2023

Nurple

Just a word to rhyme with orange

“Hey Rob, did you know that no word in any dictionary rhymes with orange?” “You’re wrong Bill , what about Nurple?” “Nurple?”

by YE BOI UHHHHH January 6, 2018