Numpty

A person of very low intelligence

"She is an absolute Numpty"

by Young Team September 18, 2006

numpty nuts

insulting a person of less than average intelligence

haw numpty nuts whit u aw aboot

by geordie anderson October 27, 2006

numptee

a properly clueless cunt with a vacant look

dont look at me like a numptee

by Solja July 16, 2003

numpty

someone who is so fucking irritating that they manage to get under your skin and make your blood boil with their painful slowness and stupity

that guy was a total fucking numpty

by rebel girl October 6, 2003

numpty shirt

An extremely unfashionable shirt which is guaranteed to make any wearer look like a total spaz.

Fuck mine dude, get away from me when you are wearing that numpty shirt!!!

by Insert name here...... October 8, 2013

numping

To rub male to male or female to female bottoms together, generally involving olive oil.

reverse spoon numping, numping sponge, numping frottage,spoof numping, oily bottom numping

by Bill4b August 28, 2006

Numptified

When something is numptified, it has gone wrong, generally in a silly or just plain pointless way. Also it can be used to describe somebody's brain function, especially due to lack of sleep.

"damn it, the cake's gone numptified - it hasn't risen at all"
"Sorry if I'm not making sense, I've gone numptified since last night's party"
"That numptified checkout girl couldn't find the bar-code on the back of my book. It was totally visible though!"

by Clover_grl January 11, 2009