Jokes

A teacher asked her class...
"What is sex?"
Johnny got up and said :

*sex is a *temptation*
Caused by a *sensation*
Where a boy sticks his *location*
Into a girls *destination*
to increase the *population*
Of the next *generation*
Did you get my *explanation?*

Or do you need a

*demonstration*?
The teacher fainted.

these jokes are funny and freaky

by Honeyyy.jocelyn May 23, 2018

Joking

haha joke funny haha

boy: I love you
Girl: ok weird
boy: haha I was just joking, ugly bitch

by suckabiglulipop January 2, 2021

</joke>

Used on message boards (forums). If someone doesn't get that your post is a joke, follow up the post with </joke>.

Me: Arn't you smart.
Other Person: Really?
Me: </joke>

by Richard August 10, 2004

Joking

something only men are able to pull off.

example 1: Women's rights

example 2: I wasn't joking when I told her she looked like a HORse.

by brogasm June 10, 2011

Joke

The only thing that's never taken seriously or even brought up 24/7 and is only funny when seen

I'm talking about you "schools."
trying to make life bland without jokes

by man this honestly sucks February 10, 2022

joke

Did you hear about the two peanuts walking down an alley...

One was a salted...


:)

by JesSJessS August 11, 2005

joke

A funny phrase or object that makes you laugh your ass off

*example of joke*
What new spell did Harry Potter learn after he beat his sex addiction?

Answer: the dry spell

XD

by Dubiks October 14, 2018