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Nonnaphilia

Noun – An obsession with nuns as sex objects. Overt acts, including taking sexually explicit photographs, molesting nuns, nocturnally stealing their nunderwear and exposing one’s genitalia to nuns are all crimes. Also treated as a mental illness, the nonnaphile’s therapy can be quite protracted and may include being forced to eat rats, toads and snakes, being dismembered alive, smothered in fire and brimstone and be broken upon the wheel.
Nonnaphilia today is more demonised than any other crime; even rape and murder. Nothing so enrages public opinion as the discovery of a nonnaphile ring, or solitary inadequate exposing himself in the park to nuns hurrying back to the convent for evening mass, or buying them sweets so that he can touch and stroke them, or even worse :(
by SmotherTeresa May 3, 2011
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People that hate jews and just sit around all day talking about useless shit. They will never amount to anything great.

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Nonacrophobic: a fear of not being high. Used by 21st century cannabis users to explain a need to consume cannabis all day everyday. From a "wake and bake" to a 4:20 p.m. celebration known by all cannabis users. Up to and including their usual 7:10 p.m dab session.

This phrase was coined by Buddy Hackett on The Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson in the early 70s. It quickly became an underground phrase used cannabis smokers of the day. By the 21st century it had been forgotten until revived by a YouTube user in 2016.
I must grow my own cannabis because I am so nonacrophobic there is no other way I can be sure to have it all the time.
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