don’t mess wit da choppa no cap

What you shouldn’t do unless you wanna get a ring a ting ting a ding dong. No cap on god. Once I did it to Macky Attacky and I got ringed down wit da choppa like a johnnyboi14chikn eating chicken and Mario. No cap on god. It won’t be so fire low-key if you do it so neva eva eva mess wit da choppa no cap

Dumb Idiot: Hewo me wanna diss on da gang
Jacky GDAWG from da gang: no neva eva diss on da gang no cap
Dumb Idiot: Da Gwang Is Kinda Like Chwickn
Jacky GDAWG from da gang: so what my g no cap on god
Dumb Idiot: Without Ranch and some chwedda chweese
Jacky GDAWG from da gang: damn that hard we tellin choppa no cap
Dumb Idiot: NO PLZ DONT TELL DA BIG CHOPPA I DONT WANNA GET RING A TING TING
Jacky GDAWG from da gang: *whispers to da big choppa no cap* plz ring a ting tong ching chong flabading dong king kong to dis guy he diss on da gang no cap on god 4 da gang
Choppa: on god bruv. RING A LING A TING TONG
Dumb Idiot’s Friend, Dumbass: That not very nice.
Choppa: YOU DISSIN ON DA GANG NO CAP!!!! RING A LONG A DING DONG
Jacky GDAWG from da gang: that why you neva eva mess wit da choppa low-key or else it gon fire you down kinda dope no cap fire on god bruv
Choppa: hell ye he right bruv don’t mess wit da choppa no cap

by Mario hehehehha May 1, 2022

No Cap

No cap usually refers to the phrase "no lie"

Person one: You really like her
Person two: No cap I'mma ask her out tomorrow!

by Og lewis November 25, 2018

No Cap

means that you’re not lying and are being serious. originated from the twitch emote Kapp and non twitch users started using it as “Cap” after hearing twitch users started saying it in public.

“I won’t leave after we smash no cap”
or
“You cappin’ thinkin’ you gonna graduate elementary.”

by SOFGNAG April 30, 2019

No cap

Something a stupid kid would say

Hi no cap

by Kid 6778 November 13, 2019

No cap on God

To not cap while also putting it on God

Aye bro she a hoe

Bruh no cap??

Yeah bro no cap on god

by Only1Kenny April 11, 2020

NO CAP

Coming from twitch.tv Kappa meaning joking, no cap means no joke

she kinda bad, no cap

by ItsAdamantium March 14, 2019

NoMAP

A "Non offending minor attracted person". Basically a cute way of saying "pedophile who refuses to get mental help" or "pedophile who hasn't been caught yet". NoMAPs can be found in loli hentai forums or CP sites because most of them believe that jacking of to children doesn't make them as bad as being an "actual" pedos.

A: NoMAPs DNI.
B: What is a NoMAP?
A: A fancy way of saying pedo.
B: Ew, NoMAPs need mental help.
A: Agreed.

by D4xx3l_0999 December 12, 2021