Nicaraguan Earmuffs

The act of having a penis thrust into both ears as one defecates onto the chest of an albino.

"Terry has to wear double hearing aids now, cause he tried the Nicaraguan Earmuffs."

by Orangejuice Jackson January 27, 2009

ninacate

nothing but amazing, nice, has alot of friends, loves girls specially named kelsey or kathy

"man, that girls best friend is kelsey (and/or) kathy"
"man, that girl is hotttt, she must be a ninacate"

by ninaaaaa July 2, 2008

Nicaraguan dwarf surprise

A man stands and urinates. In a variant of a golden shower, a dwarf stand in between his legs and watches. During urination, the man farts right on the dwarf's head - shocking and surprising the watcher.

I was at Panera, eating lunch with my family. I went to the bathroom and my pesky 3 year-old son tagged along, stood in between my legs, and watched me pee into the urinal. Seizing the opportunity, I completed a Nicaraguan Dwarf Surprise by farting on his head. We both laughed.

by cracky jacky August 11, 2009

nicaragua

lake titicaca is a lake in nicaragua

Where the hell is lake titicaca? Nnnnicaragua!

by johnbrujo September 4, 2003

Ninaya

An image of a female supernatural being; an idol. A woman of great beauty or grace. Commonly known as a girl name. The sweetest and cutest girl you will ever meet. She is shy, playful, adventurous and silly. Has the brightest smile you will ever see which will make your day. Ninaya will take care of you if you take care of her.

Person A: Damn, who is that chick over there?
Person B: Oh, that's Ninaya. Ain't she pretty as fuck?
Person A: Hell yeah!

by guysndolls November 23, 2016

Nicaragua

Medication that allays nicotine cravings as well as promotes sexual vigour in males. A combination of Nicorette and Viagra

Man, quitting smoking is tough, I got no gas to go.

Dude, you need Nicaragua

by dark_triad October 24, 2008

Niyara

Beautiful name for beautiful person. She is such a bitch, but also very soft. Meaning: beautiful soul/heart or friendly/cheerful. Persian origin.

This name is very common among Crimean Tatars.

Short version: Yara, Nika

-Hey, Niyara, stop bragging!

-Sorry, can't see you through my Gucci glasses.

-TF?! You're not even wearing glasses right now

by niyaralovesdogs March 12, 2020