Newark

Endless city in Ohio. Doesn't exactly have any borders to the city, just keeps going on forever.

"Excuse me, how do you get out of newark, ohio?"
"Beats me, that's why i live here!"

by NYCGURLIE3 August 23, 2008

newark academy

An interesting school in New Jersey which focuses on racial diversity (except for black people, there are only a few of them)and academics. The population is about 65-70% white, 10% indian, 20% jewish, 10%black, 7% asian, 3% other. While most of the students strive for academic excellence and extracurricular focuses, some just dont. These few are classified as mistakes and the school recognizes they exist. A few prominent members of the faculty include a fantastic principal, a drunk pe teacher, a "hawt" health teacher and a hippie math teacher.

Newark Academy's mens tennis team just raped us.

by TheJewsWillRise December 4, 2006

newark

Home of gangstas, pimps, sluts, hoes, jump-offs and any other socially deviant group. A place where even the humble carry a burner. A shitty city but at the same time rich with black culture and black pride. Only problem is it's drug infested and poverty-stricken. So the only option is to keep on clockin' ya dig.

Brick city be gettin' it poppin for real. Yea, Newark is a hot ass town just go there with the burner.

by Bradley Court Piff May 4, 2006

Rutgers-Newark

One of the three campus's of Rutgers University. A potential elite campus, if the New Brunswick campus didn't hog all the money and spend it on a crappy football team, a mass busing system, and grossly inflated salaries.

Rutgers-Newark would be a great University if it broke away from the useless parts of the system.

by spyyder December 5, 2004

newmarket

(n) small bohemian town in New Hampshire, home to many students at the University of New Hampshire. Often called "new-mar-KET", in a mock French Canadian accent.

I'm in Newmarket now, but I'm goin' over to Dover in an hour or so.

by KazamaSmokers April 8, 2005

Newarker

A Newarker is a person who is from Newark, in Nottinghamshire England. Newark has one of the highest incest rates in Europe, and if you're from Newark you're likely to be a gypsy or a youth-clubber. An outbreak of fungus recently hit the town in March '06. Leaving one 16 year old boy devastated, he described the situation as "very, very bad", although his beloved warhammer helped him through this hard time, his friends were also upset at the outbreak, describing the 16 year old who cannot be named for legal reasons "a fun guy". Newarkers are easily amused, the local stadium "the youth club arena" saw a record crowd of 34,564 to see a cat play with a ball of string. The other 45,785 residents of Newark were at home shagging their sisters.

Newarker: Hi, i have fungus
Other Newarker: That sucks, lets go bum youth club
Other other Newarker: Hi, im not meant to be here, im meant to be at home shagging my sister

by Gangus Boy April 17, 2006

Newarked

when something is horribly broken or out of order

That shit got newarked

by Fronkeh June 10, 2011