New Mexico Pickle

A cucumber covered in residual methamphetamine, soaked in vinegar, spit on by a Mormon, and used for purposes of sexual gratification.

Bertha has a yeast infection from riding her New Mexico Pickle last night.

by Ticklish Geoff June 27, 2021

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Dust and rocks. Thats it. Thats all there is.

Bob: hey, do you have any winter break plans?
Joe: yeah im going to Albuquerque, New Mexico
Bob: isnt it super dry and dusty?
Joe: yeah...

by mycactusisblooming December 27, 2018

New Mexico Burrito

A sexual act involving 2 men, 1 circumcised, 1 uncircumcised.
The uncircumcised man covers the head of the circumcised man's penis tip to create something that looks like a burrito. They may wrap their penises in a tortilla to create an actual burrito.

Randy and Raphael pulled a New Mexico Burrito yesterday

by BronxZooNigga123 August 12, 2018

New Mexico Monsoon

A gang bang consisting of 1 white girl and a gaggle of mexicans

"Did you hear kelly had a threesome?"
"Threesome? Nah man..it was a new mexico monsoon"

by rainbow_shitshow August 23, 2018

hooda math new mexico

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by SnomAvocado April 25, 2022

new mexico

a place where no one lives in

Idiot: hey do you live in new mexico
me: ew

by Poopysexydoody May 9, 2022

New Mexico Strawberry

When you nut in a girl on her period and eat it out.

Bro I just gave Savannah a New Mexico Strawberry

by NinjaCody33 November 16, 2022