by D-Bagers April 7, 2005
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by new canaan May 5, 2005
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not very known even by towns bordering it such as norwalk, wich is probobly good for them. filled with stuck up adults, or adults who play beirut, not beer pong, along side their children. a shitty house right on south avenue with no proptery will sell for 4 million, like it was a great deal. the adults go to many coctail parties and fund raises, were they say they are suporters, yet it is really a compatition with the woman about who looks more anerexic. the teenagers cant wait to get out, and have nothing better to do then spend their parents money on drugs and alcohol, wich is to our benafit. if you arent a collor popper, you arent aproved of by many adults of the comunuity, thats a reasong why you will see alot of black in this town. be prepared to b bored out of your mind in this town!
by punk April 12, 2005
Get the new canaan mug.A suburban town that lies outside of NYC. You will be able to spot at least 10 suburbans within in your first five minutes of being there. If your house isn't 3,000 square or more....you are considered "poor". Boys thinks their b.a. by swearing and wearing 100 dollars nike shirts, shorts, and sneakers. Girl only have half their brain. 99% of the mom's....an 1/8 of their brains. and dads are pretty much nonexistent because they are always working in nyc.
by jbfalcons24 March 9, 2010
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Then get the hell out. Walking around the halls of Saxe Middle school, don't be alarmed if you hear "do you have the stash" in a hushed voice. they are most likeley talking about the toxic glue mixture they call slime. If your out on the town you will find kids who look way too young to be out on their own strolling around with Starbucks in one hand and the latest iPhone in the other. The known dress code is expensive brand tops, iviva legging or ripped jean and some known brand of shoes. (Uggs, bean boots, converse , vans etc..) for girls and for guys just... vineyard vines and some sort of lax or football franchise. All freshman girls look the same, dress the same, and have pin straight hair in a side part. The diversity rate is somewhere around 0%. At least one of everyone's parents commute to NYC via train and have high pay jobs. If you sit in the student section without intoxication then your dead. If you want your little girl to embrace her differences then do not move to New Canaan.
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Then get the hell out. Walking around the halls of Saxe Middle school, don't be alarmed if you hear "do you have the stash" in a hushed voice. they are most likeley talking about the toxic glue mixture they call slime. If your out on the town you will find kids who look way too young to be out on their own strolling around with Starbucks in one hand and the latest iPhone in the other. The known dress code is expensive brand tops, iviva legging or ripped jean and some known brand of shoes. (Uggs, bean boots, converse , vans etc..) for girls and for guys just... vineyard vines and some sort of lax or football franchise. All freshman girls look the same, dress the same, and have pin straight hair in a side part. The diversity rate is somewhere around 0%. At least one of everyone's parents commute to NYC via train and have high pay jobs. If you sit in the student section without intoxication then your dead. If you want your little girl to embrace her differences then do not move to New Canaan.
by Thedeathofabachelor December 5, 2017
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In order to be popular you need to be attractive, wealthy and athletic.
Birkenstocks are mainly used by teenagers.
Half the people who live there aren’t who they really are.
You see at least 10 jeeps in 24 hours.
Definition of the girls in one word is visco.
Sports are taken wayyyy too seriously.
School is a lot harder than you think.
Lacrosse is overrated.
Golf is often played, not only by older people but young teenage kids as well.
Many of the people there flex to gain popularity.
In order to be popular you need to be attractive, wealthy and athletic.
Birkenstocks are mainly used by teenagers.
Half the people who live there aren’t who they really are.
You see at least 10 jeeps in 24 hours.
Definition of the girls in one word is visco.
Sports are taken wayyyy too seriously.
School is a lot harder than you think.
Lacrosse is overrated.
Golf is often played, not only by older people but young teenage kids as well.
Many of the people there flex to gain popularity.
person one: “where are you moving to?”
person two: “new canaan!”
person one: “oh i heard they drink tea and play golf on the weekends!”
person two: “new canaan!”
person one: “oh i heard they drink tea and play golf on the weekends!”
by ka 11 June 26, 2019
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