Neptune Township

A place where you get the best drugs possible, Get mugged 3 times a day, and have the worst schools ever

Kid: Hey are you from Neptune Township
Gangster: Hell yeah

Kid: Pass the weed.....

by NJTOWNS December 20, 2015

neptune

cute, soft, sweet. An amazing friends who needs a lot of love and must never be left alone. Deserves all the hugs in the world and if anyone ever leaves her and makes her sad, they will definitely pay

Omg, I love neptune, she's so adorable and deserves a lot of love.

by Yoonglrs January 22, 2019

kiss of neptune

When toilet water splashes up and hits the tip of your penis .

Dude I just got the kiss of Neptune, it was fucking disgusting

by Pnklkr69 May 18, 2018

Neptune's Splash

An Urban Dictionary Editor's sacred sanity saving computer "Do Not Publish" option. It is much used...

Splash... there goes another asinine suggestion into the worded abyss with the help of Neptune's Splash Button!

by gravy111 December 2, 2010

Neptune

Nep-toon, n. Alien visitors taking the form of young hip hoppers

Neptunes are Star Trak fans upon meeting humans offer the Vulcan geeting, "Live long and prosper."

by Eye October 5, 2003

neptune

a n.e.r.d or a geeky person or goof

That new chinese kid in my math class is such a neptune

by matte October 13, 2003

neptune_mwah

Neptune_mwah or Armin, is someone who has a shit kink. Armin is a kpop stan and he currently stans LOONA and twice (stinky ew kpop ❌) he is also an annoying pjs fan and is in the pjs fandom (stinky ❌) bc bandori > pjs.

Person 1: Dyk who neptune_mwah is??
Person 2: no
Person 1: makes sense

by You’reasimp May 13, 2022