Off to Narnia

When you can't find some(one/thing)so you say it is off to Narnia.

Guy 1: Where's Jon?
Guy 2: He's Off to Narnia.

by bonelesspizza December 13, 2016

narnia

Narnia is the best god damn place a kid could visit. Better then Disney Land. This magical land is believed to be complete bull shit, only because it is known as fantasy in our world. Any person who says they swore they have been in Narnia is telling the truth, yet no one will ever believe them. In the magical land of Narnia, animals can talk, and magic is real. The end.

FALSE = "Dude, I just visited Narnia yesterday, god damn it was awesome."

TRUE =

Lary- "You guys, I just visited a place called Narnia yesterday! The animels could talk!"

Joe - "Sure you did, and pigs can fly."

by yur September 19, 2008

Riding the Short Bus to Narnia

Acting so stupid you are sent to Narnia Short Bus Style.

Robert : Dude I'm gonna go poke that bear.
(Bear Mauls Robert)
meanwhile at the Hospital
Axel : You were Riding the Short Bus to Narnia weren't you Robert.
Robert : *sighs* yeah

by AxelWolf November 4, 2012

Perky Narners

New Zealand slang for a full chested womans breasts.

Check out those perky narners.

by Stu September 26, 2003

Narnia

An awesome place thats in the chronicals of Narnia Books.

I wish I could go to Narnia!

Anyone who says that narnia is gay or is a penis has no life.

by Lausaraleen January 23, 2008

Narnia Sex

When a closeted gay man has sex with a woman.

Larry Craig's so far in the closet, he always has Narnia sex when he's at home.

by thenightninja October 20, 2010

narnia

someone who is in Narnia is someone who is so gay that everyone around him/her knows it... yet they still dont admit it.

He's so far in the closet he's found Narnia.

by I swear I'm not gay! i'm just in May 8, 2007