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napster

A person who is napping a lot, usually unintended, like in a weird or inappropriate situation. Those people are called the napster.
She: "Sorry, I totally passed out last night"
He: "It's okay sweetie, you're just the napster"
by quitzlipochtli May 3, 2010
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Napstered

When an old and arrogant company or industry rails against new technology because they are afraid of change and lost profits and then loses market share or goes bankrupt because of their attitude.

A reference to the 1999 Napster snafu, in which illegally downloaded music brought the music industry to its knees and forever changed its face. Smart companies that saw the opportunity for profit in the new filesharing were not Napstered.
"These crazy book publishers are about to get Napstered if they don't start selling ebooks for reasonable prices."

"We own the market now, and our old competition got Napstered when they wasted all their energy fighting change."

"Apple is a company that saw an opportunity and took it. Too bad everyone else just got Napstered."
by BethanyGM February 6, 2010
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napsterbation

The act of masturbating in order to take a much needed nap.
I needed a nap so bad but couldn't fall asleep so I used some much needed napsterbation and fell asleep in 10 seconds.
by 89sky07 January 2, 2012
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Napsterbation

The activity of inducing a nap by masturbating.
"what are you going to do this afternoon?", "I'm going home, drink a beer, maybe a little Napsterbation."
by Maux Faux May 20, 2013
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Napslep

Napslep is a tiktoker also ex twitch streamer, she's known for playing among us and Minecraft.
Omg is that napslep???
by Crackcat April 7, 2022
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Napsi Pad

noun. The term for the usage of a napkin in place of a comfortable feminine care item, when said item (maxi pad) is not readily available.
Hey! Need a quick care item that is both comfortable and fits that tight budget? Try the Napsi Pad! Now with wings!
by sporkthepanda December 14, 2009
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Napster

A formerly Peer-to-Peer file sharing network, but thanks to the RIAA it has since become legal and the files I download aren't compatible with my iPod
Fuck the RIAA, now I have 1000 songs I can't do anything with. Great.
by Biddy August 4, 2005
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