nails

N. a term used to describe almost everything, to an extreme. other terms may include "nails on a board" or "rusty nails on a warped board" if its really bad or good.
"your as dumb as nails, man."
"im as tired as nails"
"fuck im as bored as rusty nails on a warped board."
by Mark Boulger October 29, 2006
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nails

'sex'

contraction of "Semi-permanent nails"

Came from a mis-hearing of "I really need some more semi-permanent nails" it was thought that she'd said: "I really need some more sex"

also "doing your nails" is masturbation.
equally: "Doing his nails" would be a handjob or whatever.
"I haven't had nailed for weeks"

"I need to get some nails"

"I'm sick of these boring nails"

"Go away! i'm doing my nails!"
by Hatter July 12, 2004
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nails

Gimme ten sliders and a box of nails!
by Doc December 28, 2003
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nails

Nails,
this is a slang word meaning "bad" or "Shite" It was first used in Longford in Ireland.
"Ah this football match is nails........"
by Lotharrr December 27, 2007
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nails

wow that chick was nails (lance)
by feast May 13, 2009
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Nails

masturbation- as in he does his "nails".
jebus does his nails almost every day thinking of the short one
by apple man May 3, 2005
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nail file

A nail file can be used to shape your nails to prevent hurting a pussy when fingering it.
I saw in a video that it is recommended to cut and shape your nails before fingering a woman. I never thought a nail file could be useful for a man also!
by Find a Wingman January 12, 2020
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