N. a term used to describe almost everything, to an extreme. other terms may include "nails on a board" or "rusty nails on a warped board" if its really bad or good.
"your as dumb as nails, man."
"im as tired as nails"
"fuck im as bored as rusty nails on a warped board."
"im as tired as nails"
"fuck im as bored as rusty nails on a warped board."
by Mark Boulger October 29, 2006

'sex'
contraction of "Semi-permanent nails"
Came from a mis-hearing of "I really need some more semi-permanent nails" it was thought that she'd said: "I really need some more sex"
also "doing your nails" is masturbation.
equally: "Doing his nails" would be a handjob or whatever.
contraction of "Semi-permanent nails"
Came from a mis-hearing of "I really need some more semi-permanent nails" it was thought that she'd said: "I really need some more sex"
also "doing your nails" is masturbation.
equally: "Doing his nails" would be a handjob or whatever.
"I haven't had nailed for weeks"
"I need to get some nails"
"I'm sick of these boring nails"
"Go away! i'm doing my nails!"
"I need to get some nails"
"I'm sick of these boring nails"
"Go away! i'm doing my nails!"
by Hatter July 12, 2004

by Lotharrr December 27, 2007

masturbation- as in he does his "nails".
by apple man May 3, 2005

I saw in a video that it is recommended to cut and shape your nails before fingering a woman. I never thought a nail file could be useful for a man also!
by Find a Wingman January 12, 2020
