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A drug made from a large leafy plant with a thick succulent stem that is only found in the eastern United States. It is a hallucinogen that induces a state in the affected person that causes them to perceive every living organism in the vicinity as a creature that can only be described as a mixture between a narwhal and a monkey. It also causes the users eyes and blood to turn green over extended use.
Tom did narkey for years. Now he's gone insane!
Narkey by RubyRed098 August 19, 2016
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narly load 

when you have a huge spaz while offloading your semen onto a women's forehead.
I did a narly load on jessica last night, it went every where!
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A qt but slow relationship. If they went normal pace, they would've been fucking by now. Lmfao no wonder the girl (that shall remain unnamed) was so good at high jump practice. Y'all know who I'm talking about. Not the TV Naley, the two little asians holding hands.

EDIT: THEY BROKE UP </3

EDIT: THEY'RE DATING OTHER PPL AND YUCK </3

Narly dude 

You say this to your companion when you wanna fuck them to death and piledrive a dildo in their poonor posterior

“And also my opponent is a liar and can not be trusted” Hilary Clinton
Yo I’m tired so before I go to sleep narly dude

naleye ahmed 

Naleye Ahmed is a subclan of reer darawiish
she's naleye ahmed
naleye ahmed by readyforthemoon55 August 10, 2020
Word used to describe waves in the ocean
Those waves are narly
Narly by BeLovedPaint August 29, 2020
A type of hallucinogenic mint that causes hallucinations similar to that of lsd.
"Yo, Brandon just tried narleaf last night. He thought narwhals were aliens."
narleaf by AlecArcher July 28, 2021