Nonke

Someone who is cool to hang around with, but is too young to understand some of the jokes that are made.

Duncan is such a nonke, he didn't get my dirty joke.

by Lolcats1223e4398 July 24, 2009

Nonkie

Its a shorter word to say that your a dumb ass,stupid, idiot,slow,and retard .

I Got Me a Nonkie Shoot His Name is Javi!

--In this example,we see that this person is using the word nonkie or nonke. In others words this person being called a dumb ass, stupid, idiot retard.

by butters14 December 26, 2010

nonke

A person who never understands jokes that anyone else makes.

Alyssa: "God! Hanging out with Nate sucks! He's such a nonke! What a buzzkill!"

by muppnonker October 11, 2018

nonkenook

A form of idiot or idiocy.
Generally used for a group of persons (plural of nonkenook in below)

Year nine nonkenooks
He's a bit of a nonkenook

by Rabble of idiots January 31, 2010

Nonkenhead

Something a middle aged mum would call you

Similar to the term muppet or twit this can be used to insult someone without disrespecting jesus

*drops drink

FUCKING HELL YOU CUNT YOU ARE A COMPLETE AND UTTER NONKENHEAD. I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL FOOL

by NonProncer May 21, 2019

Nonker

A word associated with the word ‘nonk’, means a person that is a mess up.

“your such a nonker!” “don’t be a nonker”

“did you see all those nonkers?”

by Zukiniebadgal May 13, 2020

nonkerd

To be absolutely shitfaced, having sunk too many brewskies and now ya nonkered

Brah, old mate fuckin davo shagz is absolutely fuckin nonkerd bruz, he's cooked probs had too many brewskies ay lad

by Nick is a bloke who eats duck September 5, 2020