nokia

Slang

A short was of saying 'no kid.'

"Do we have humanities today?"

"Nokia."

by ZaneyP00 August 9, 2022

broken nokia

A broken Nokia phone is a really rare thing to find because only the strongest things can break it.

Guy 1: OMG IS THAT A BROKEN NOKIA PHONE!
Guy 2: OMG, IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD!

by Mr.smiles_XD May 14, 2022

full nokia

Someone who goes off Facebook, then WhatsApp, then Instagram . . . and never signs up for Signal or Telegram.

Hey, I've been trying to get hold of Mike, but it looks like he's gone Full Nokia.

by Kreltch Meister Mike March 29, 2021

NOKIA 5.3

This is a word that is very synonymous to rubbish

Your father behaves like Nokia 5.3

by Vick_21 April 11, 2021

NOKIA 5.3

A word that is very synonymous to rubbish

Your father looks very much like a Nokia 5.3

by Vick_21 April 11, 2021

Nokia

Break it and even god will fear you

GOD THE NOKIA IS UNBREAKABLE

by qwrtuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm January 26, 2022

Nokia

A Crappy Phone That No One Uses Anymore

"Nokia is the WORST PHONE EVER."

by jrzl September 28, 2021