Golden Nuts Syndrome

A characterological pattern which includes the mistaken belief that one’s own gonads are invaluable and should practically be worshipped.

He was just another sad casualty of Golden Nuts Syndrome, one of the many wealthy narcissists whose mistaken impression caused him to be the 12th victim of a female serial killer just trying to clean up the dating pool.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 16, 2021

Thumbing Your Nuts

Wasting time doing absolutely nothing. Usually in a work setting.

Dave: Have you accomplished anything today?

Paul: Hmmm, well, I did make some copies.

Dave: You've just been standing around thumbing your nuts, haven't you?

by SteelerB56 February 28, 2011

Nutshack

An awful cartoon, later on becoming a meme, thanks to SiivaGunner using the theme into his high quality-rips.

"It's. The. NutShack. It's. The. NutShack."

by Coolskeleton01 September 4, 2016

Cheddar nuts

Nasty balls usually consisting of sex juice and sweat. An odor of fromunda cheese will be present along with lots of dingle berries.

Dude I can't believe she let me tea bag her with these dirty balls. I got a real case of cheddar nuts going on I know she tasted all that fromunda cheese!

by wb jay April 24, 2015

got them monkey nuts

Referring to 100 round drum magazines, also known as drum mags or beta mags. Most reffering to double drums on one magazine hanging below the firearm like a scrotum.

My Glock got them monkey nuts

by GotShh? July 6, 2014

suck the nuts off a gorilla

This describes someone who has great oral sex suction.

That Wonda Wonderpig could suck the nuts off a gorilla!

by I, Wreckerrr February 22, 2017

Penis-Nuts

(noun)- A strange and rare condition where the affected has two stout, often chode-type penises in place of a sac with two testicles. Always coupled with Ball-Cock.

See Ball-Cock

a: Dude, I heard Simon has penis-nuts!
b: No way! that's so messed up. Wait, so does that mean he has a ball-cock too?
a: No shit. You can't have three penises. It goes against the laws of science. Didn't you ever take Biology?

by kevcoch January 28, 2008