NFL

NFL is an acronym for no fucking lights
There was a row in the pub a few nights ago. Paddy told the other guy that if he carried on annoying him he would have NFL (meaning he would have two black eyes).
by St. Ias November 05, 2005
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a sport that faggots watch cause they think running around kicking a turd from some faggot's fatass is a sport and makes them tough, watch nascar thats a real sport. they arent afraid to die. they want that 4,250,000,000 when they win the championship. football dosent get nothing but a dime when they win there gay ass crappy easy championship.


shut up you wannabe badass before i say something meaner!
madden:well its 2006 now, and it looks like football is barely famous now that nascar is the #1 sport in america. looks like there are only five people in the grandstands tonight!!! i think ill go get drunk and then buy me a some tough actin tanactin on the way. remember tough actin tanactin is our only sponser cuz dem nascar freekkzzz hogged um all! you're on the football channel where we show football 24/7 cause we got kicked off the Fox station.
by elliott sadler 38 April 24, 2005
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NFL

Acronym means Not For Long. Referring to the constant flow of traffic of men in and out of a woman's life that is hard to please.
Conversation between two guys,
Robert: "Man John you have become a part of Christie's NFL."
John: "I know, I didn't last a week, that chick wants the dishes washed, floors scrubbed, laundry done, yard mowed..."
Robert: "WAIT! You did all that? Did you at least get to hit it?"
John: "No!"
Robert: "Damn, you got inducted into the NFL hall of fame with that chick!"
by Schermerhorn January 14, 2009
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I will NFL.
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after the age of eighteen, if your still jobless, your known as a nfl. nota for life. you aint got no money.
dang she bout to be 18 wit no money, she gon be a nfl.
by j.west September 21, 2008
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NFL Hangover

The feeling you get the morning or day after your football team lost their match. Usually consists of feeling like crap all day and being quite arrogant towards others.
Oh man, The Colts lost to the Pats yesterday, I have the worst NFL Hangover.

Jesse: Why is Brent being such a douche today?
Cam: The Seahawks lost, he has an NFL Hangover...
by Shane Danbert... December 29, 2007
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