A small "back woods" town, if you can say backwoods since all that’s there is desert and rundown railroad tracks. Rodeo houses such a small population of people it should be called a village. Of all the roads there, only two of them are paved and the rest are dirt which are very bad for any vehicle to drive on. Most of the "town" is actually owned by two men, and the 3 stores it has overprices everything they buy from the Wal*Mart in the next town, about an hour away. The gas station overcharges it's gas, if it has it in stock, and the local tavern has rules that don’t allow you to drink more then one beer an hour. They don’t believe in delivering mail so they have the local Post Office forcing everyone to pay for a P.O. Box if they want to receive mail. If you should never have to see this place, you should consider yourself lucky. The flip side is that its like a black hole, once you get stuck in its ignorant wake, your lost for all time doing manual labor for less then the illegal’s that walk freely across the border on a daily basis.
by Staic-Guru September 27, 2009
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Get the Going to New Mexico mug.Doesn't get any attention because of Las Vegas, NV. Every single one of the teenagers there hate it. All of the visitors love it if they have great appreciation for history, cute stores, and amazing food. The Plaza is the best hang out. Estella's Cafe is amazing. It's just the best! Stop hating!
Person 1: Where are you going out of town?
Person 2: Las Vegas.
Person 1: Las Vegas woooo!
Person 2: It's Las Vegas, New Mexico.
Person 1: Oh..
Person 2: It's BETTER than Nevada!!!
Person 2: Las Vegas.
Person 1: Las Vegas woooo!
Person 2: It's Las Vegas, New Mexico.
Person 1: Oh..
Person 2: It's BETTER than Nevada!!!
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Get the Las Vegas, New Mexico mug.Farmington, New Mexico is a small town in San Juan County. its small and full of Navajos. Its at the corner of New Mexico,
It lays in the four corners. Farmington is small but growing. Farmington High has the "ghetto" kids filld with stoners, skaters, hoochie momma's and wanna be gangsters. Piedra Vista is the ohther high school located far from the city where the rich stuck up kids go to school. Its filled with emos, jocks, gays, lesbians, and bi-sexuals come together. P.V. is the place for the wierd kids and that fat girl who dresses skanky!. Most teens go to tyhe local mall or older then life roller rink for a saturday night hook up. On the saturday nights at the roller rink its filled with pre-teens roaming around. Becarful u mite get a 13yr. old girl who looks 17 and a guy wo is 12 pretending to be 17. When you vists the mall u can see many couples and some that make you think is that a guy or a girl? Farmington is told to be full of witchcraft. Many Navajo people who are old are "traditional" who keep to their ways. Farmington contains 90% Navajo's 10% Mexicans 5% Whites 3% Blacks and 2% Asian all in all Farmington is a shitty lil town whoms towns folks think they own the world and religion rules, with churches in every street corner. Moving to Farmington can be the biggest regret in your life.
It lays in the four corners. Farmington is small but growing. Farmington High has the "ghetto" kids filld with stoners, skaters, hoochie momma's and wanna be gangsters. Piedra Vista is the ohther high school located far from the city where the rich stuck up kids go to school. Its filled with emos, jocks, gays, lesbians, and bi-sexuals come together. P.V. is the place for the wierd kids and that fat girl who dresses skanky!. Most teens go to tyhe local mall or older then life roller rink for a saturday night hook up. On the saturday nights at the roller rink its filled with pre-teens roaming around. Becarful u mite get a 13yr. old girl who looks 17 and a guy wo is 12 pretending to be 17. When you vists the mall u can see many couples and some that make you think is that a guy or a girl? Farmington is told to be full of witchcraft. Many Navajo people who are old are "traditional" who keep to their ways. Farmington contains 90% Navajo's 10% Mexicans 5% Whites 3% Blacks and 2% Asian all in all Farmington is a shitty lil town whoms towns folks think they own the world and religion rules, with churches in every street corner. Moving to Farmington can be the biggest regret in your life.
Person one:"Where is Farmington??"
Person two"What??"
Person one:"You know Farmington, New Mexico??"
Person two:"OH!! you mean the middle of no where?"
Person one:"exactly"
Person two"What??"
Person one:"You know Farmington, New Mexico??"
Person two:"OH!! you mean the middle of no where?"
Person one:"exactly"
by Haru-Chan August 6, 2008
Get the Farmington, New Mexico mug.Gallup (Navajo: Naʼnízhoozhí) is a city in McKinley County, New Mexico, United States. The population was 20,209 at the 2000 census. It is the county seat of McKinley County1.
Gallup was founded in 1891 as a railhead for the Atlantic and Pacific Railroad. The City was named after David Gallup, a paymaster for the Atlantic and Pacific Railroad. It is the most populous city between Albuquerque, New Mexico and Flagstaff, Arizona.
Gallup is sometimes called the "Indian Capital of the World", for its location in the heart of Native American lands, and the presence of Navajo, Zuni, Hopi and other tribes. One-third of the city's population have Native American roots. Gallup has references the huge impact of the Native American Cultures found in and around Gallup.
Gallup was founded in 1891 as a railhead for the Atlantic and Pacific Railroad. The City was named after David Gallup, a paymaster for the Atlantic and Pacific Railroad. It is the most populous city between Albuquerque, New Mexico and Flagstaff, Arizona.
Gallup is sometimes called the "Indian Capital of the World", for its location in the heart of Native American lands, and the presence of Navajo, Zuni, Hopi and other tribes. One-third of the city's population have Native American roots. Gallup has references the huge impact of the Native American Cultures found in and around Gallup.
by sunflower39nm March 7, 2009
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In 1850, the formerly Mexican land between the states of Texas and California was divided into New Mexico Territory in the south and Utah Territory in the north. Then during the Civil War, Utah Territory was split into three territories. The western portion bordering California became the state of Nevada in 1864, while the central portion would become the state of Utah in the 1890s. The eastern portion bordering Kansas, however, was initially proposed to be named Idaho, but was later named Colorado after the reddish-hued river. Little did those who named the states foresee what the first letters in the names of Colorado, Utah, New Mexico, Texas, states that border one another, would spell out!
by AnonymousProgressiveRebel August 11, 2023
Get the Colorado, Utah, New Mexico, Texas mug.Bloomfield, New Mexico is just another word for "Vacuum." I like to call it, "Darwin's Sick Joke." It is the smallest town in San Juan County and hasn't grown any larger since 1973. It is also mostly filled with Navajos, and large Mexican Families so inbreeding occurs regularly almost by accident (but mostly on purpose). The town its self seems more like an ill-conceived, trash ridden suburb to Farmington, New Mexico. Mostly because most of Bloomfield's population works in Farmington. There is nothing to do but drink, shoot guns in crowded neighborhoods, and do Meth. Which is where most of New Mexico's supply of Meth is produced.
Bloomfield High is just a four-year (or two if you're desperate) holding cell before you either work in a Oil Field job, and then resort to meth to get the "overtime" hours. If you're not in the oil field, you're probably ridiculed for not working in the oil field. 75% of any graduating class has never thought of leaving town, 15% Only went to college in state or in the Four Corner States (Arizona, Colorado, New Mexico, Utah) and the small 10% actually get out from the area entirely, only to be sucked back again.
If you can avoid living, hell, even passing through Bloomfield, New Mexico, do so. Because once you stop, you're stopped for life.
Bloomfield High is just a four-year (or two if you're desperate) holding cell before you either work in a Oil Field job, and then resort to meth to get the "overtime" hours. If you're not in the oil field, you're probably ridiculed for not working in the oil field. 75% of any graduating class has never thought of leaving town, 15% Only went to college in state or in the Four Corner States (Arizona, Colorado, New Mexico, Utah) and the small 10% actually get out from the area entirely, only to be sucked back again.
If you can avoid living, hell, even passing through Bloomfield, New Mexico, do so. Because once you stop, you're stopped for life.
Onlooker: So where are you from?
Sad Fuck: Bloomfield.
Onlooker: Broomfield, CO?
Sad Fuck: No, Bloomfield, New Mexico
On looker: Oh shit. (walks away shuttering, produces a bottle of hand sanitizer and starts washing himself viscously to get)
Sad Fuck: Bloomfield.
Onlooker: Broomfield, CO?
Sad Fuck: No, Bloomfield, New Mexico
On looker: Oh shit. (walks away shuttering, produces a bottle of hand sanitizer and starts washing himself viscously to get)
by Delirium-J12 January 7, 2011
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