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netting

1) a recluse, often not seen for days at a time. Sometimes the only proof of existance if the hourly flushing of the toilet

2) an unsuccessful business strategy made popular by dot coms. The act of spending more money than you make
1) Don't buy that video game, you'll become a netting

2) If you netting me on the bills this month, there will be trouble.
by Matt Hemlepp January 27, 2003
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nettby

A place online where Norwegians can just hang and talk. Not as cool and addictive as "Facebook", but works if you're bored.
You have a pile of homework in front of you. Facebook is down and you have two options: Actually DO homework or nettby. You'll wind up "Nettby-ing".
by Ludvig XIV July 3, 2008
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One whose entire frame of sexual reference and experience derives from the internet.
A Neterosexual doesn't talk to girls, he 'chats' with them. He's actually never touched a real woman apart from his Mom. In the event an actual sexual opportunity with a real female were to present itself, he'd ask her to take something off and then wank. Unless they invent olfactoronics, he'll never know what pussy smells like.
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Nethraa

Someone who is perfect in every way,even though they may not realize it. They are very intuitive and intelligent. They will exel in everything they put their minds to
you are such a nethraa
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netter

a professional, normally a lawyer, who strives to bring in business by the droves following business development seminars forced on them by evil bosses who think they have nothing better to do with their Saturdays.

Netters can be characterized by their inability to feel used, and enthusiastic go-getter attitudes at dorky conferences where potential victims convene. Netters are distinguished from prostitutes only by the fact that they wear suits, have business cards, and are normally so unattractive that even lonely dorky conference attenders who've heavily profited from the open bar wouldn't, quote, "hit that up if they paid me." However, in an ironic twist, some of these attendees have actually later paid quite willingly when served within 24 hours of meeting said netter.

Unlike rainmakers or networkers, netters lack real charm and are also tasked with actually having to work on the cases they bring in, usually resulting in a dull empty feeling on the part of the client that they have, indeed, been "nettered." However, such a feeling will be relieved when client receives annual fruit basket from the firm.

The international symbol of the netter is a shepherd's crook, crossed with a "Hello my name is ____" badge.
How much has she nettered in the past year? Just that much? Let's pass on that partner offer.
by charismeee January 13, 2011
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netbrick

A netbook computer that been bricked -- i.e., has completely stopped working and become useless.
"The thing just decided not to boot this morning. Won't turn on at all. It's toast, dude. It's a netbrick."
by Woldry April 17, 2009
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neter

NETER; gang, thug, hard, and loyal. Neter is true than true, a real real. Neter don't fw drew. But most importantly, never let Neter turn into NETAH.
Bro Neter just railed 9 lines of cocaine.
Yo Neter chill don't kill that its just a dog.
by KNKR May 1, 2021
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