A sport where white people race around a track. Literally that’s it. Rednecks drinking beer while watching white people race cars.
Dale: Hey Jim bob wanna watch some nascar
Jim bob: Dale you son bitch , of course i wanna watch nascar
Dale: Don’t forget the beer
Jim bob: Dale you son bitch , of course i wanna watch nascar
Dale: Don’t forget the beer
by Let’s be real April 13, 2018
by Jake Hoadley March 30, 2018
NASCAR is about turning left
by royceB7 June 21, 2018
by Hoodedkiller25 November 22, 2017
That's a NASCAR (A.K.A. That's a car with mean/nasty people)!
This was from Markiplier's Urban Dictionary challenge (you should check him out on YouTube).
This was from Markiplier's Urban Dictionary challenge (you should check him out on YouTube).
by AshFriend April 01, 2016
Getting shit-faced, standing around in 110 degree weather, and watching cars drive around in a circle for hours on end. Then attempting to perform what you just witnessed on the way home, only to get pulled over buy a state trooper.
by Unknown Stylz May 23, 2011
Greatest sport ever. Extremly talented drivers show off their skills by driving in excess of 180 mph weaving through traffic and trying not to speed without a speedometer. Plus its an excuse to drink beer, and there can't be anything wrong with a sport that gives you a good excuse to drink beer. Enjoyed by many people other than rednecks although that was the main fanbase of the past
Joe: Wow did you see Dale Jr. fly past Gordon coming out of three and four during the NASCAR race today.
Dave: No, damn I missed it I was getting another beer.
Dave: No, damn I missed it I was getting another beer.
by m_baker_66 October 05, 2006