nap

code for getting laid

Alex: im gonna go home and nap
Daniel: then why is a girl going home with you

by jpoon November 18, 2011

nap

another form of "newbie", "new be", "noob" or whatever....used by wannabe's

you are a nap!

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

Nap

to sleep for a random, yet large number of hours, while at the same time, unknowingly, misleading her friends into believing she's been dead, has disappeared or is secretly taking a poop, when in reality she is just bundled up, all cozy under her heating blanket and warm comforter, smiling and snorring her little head off

My friend took a very long nap and had me scared to the point of realeasing toxic waste in my pants

by ahhyessspink3l3phants! May 29, 2011

nap

N.A.P. - naked and playing

Hey Julie I'm tired (wink) wanna take a N.A.P.?

by clifford August 3, 2005

naps

NaPpy dUgoUt. Ugly, slutty. BASically a hippie dirt squirrel.

Damn bRothA That biTch is NaPs!!

by JoeMaMa987293 November 12, 2007

Nap

A session of sleep that is a complete waste of life. Naps are usually taken by those without jobs or stable social lives.

She thinks its cute to take naps and tell everyone, when in fact people see her as a waste of space.

by Thesimol October 16, 2008

nap

a made up white person word for nappy

Grossss dis food is soo nap!

by Deep Fried and Freez Dried May 24, 2009