Neptune’s Nectar

The physical properties of the water at Great Wolf Lodge.

I don’t know why this place is no expensive. I guess the water is made of Neptune’s Nectar.

by All Bets Hedged February 24, 2020

Neptune's Trident

When a woman is laying naked on her stomach, you put your thumb in her ass, 2 fingers in her vagina, and your pinky massages her clitorus.

I went over to my woman's house, and gave her the ole Neptune's Trident until she blacked out.

by Blade_Slasher June 30, 2021

neptune..official

a really cool mutual of mine! she’s super nice and a cool Kaede kinnie! they deserve the world, I love them sm <33

neptune..official is one of the best mutuals ever!

by anonymous July 21, 2021

Neptune's lick

When you shit and the water splashes up and touches your balls

So Jordyn at 1 o'clock in the morning decides to take a shit, so he plants his ass on the toilet and takes a poop, and a Neptune's Lick happens

by SSS_Stratos November 14, 2021

Neptune

A fucking idiot that has no friends

Person one-Hey neptune do you have friends?
Neptune-what are friends the fuck?

by Neptunei6940 December 24, 2021

Neptune

a furry bitch with a nintendo obsession

"neptune is a weird furry bitch who plays cooking mama on her nintendo switch lite"

by fatcocchaver July 15, 2022

Neptune’s touch

When poopy splash back touches your asshole

Neptune’s touch is one of the many tragedies of toilet time.

by MenacingMinister August 19, 2022