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.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.
.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.
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my penis

yo dude my penis is so big!
by insane lesbian furry November 20, 2022
mugGet the my penismug.

My penis

My penis is large- a 1 inch
by WON'TLETMENAMEMYSELF May 30, 2021
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my penis is crying

when you're bladder is so full it feels like you're penis is cryong
I NEED TO PEE SO MUCH PEE AHH MY PENIS IS CRYING
by ballsackmcgee420 May 14, 2025
mugGet the my penis is cryingmug.

my long penis

A huge sausage thing boys have you can suck it, lick it, and kiss it
Boys: yo boys night is gonna be awesome you gonna take out your penis again?

Me:my long penis? Yes sir you should suck it this time
by unknowns <33 January 5, 2023
mugGet the my long penismug.

bend my penis in my butt

Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
204-642-0284

(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary
Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me
by CumSlayer March 14, 2022
mugGet the bend my penis in my buttmug.

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