Why is my dad gone?

he went to get milk 9 years ago help.

Mom why is my dad gone? he went to get milk and has not come home for 9 years. what the fuck dad.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

My dad drives this car

(Always said with a whining tone) A simple excuse for not being able to use your car for any reason.

Matt: hey could we roll the blunt in your car?
Mark: No way! My dad drives this car!
Matt: whatever your a pussy

by SneakyBastard90 December 17, 2010

why my dad left

cause i suck

Me: why my dad left?
mom:so your dad left cause you suck

by BiboTheBilbo April 24, 2019

My Dad's called Colin

When your dad is called Keith and you decide to call him Colin instead because Keith is a silly name.

My dad's not Keith, my dad's called Colin

by Flimsco April 4, 2020

I am my dad

A phrase that when used by Zac kills the conversation

Siobhan: "Did u tell Daria?"
Denzel: "I am my dad"

by Jolfie385 March 23, 2017

staple in my dads newspaper

To mean a regular occurrence or thing that is familiar to you, your friends or your family. Something that is characteristic of the thing or occurrence in question.

"Oh I hate fog"

"Well where I'm from it's a staple in my dads newspaper"

"Getting roasted by your mates it's just a staple in my dads newspaper"

by Calchum October 13, 2017

my dad is beating me

he was arguing with my mom and he hit me

bruh moment my dad is beating me

by black enslaver 69 October 1, 2019