My cat ate it

Sounds like an excuse from the 80's for why a kid didn't have their homework done on time, but if you're talking about why a houseplant is no longer with you, sometimes it's true.

Girl- Why is your houseplant dead? Were you too high to notice it needed water?

Guy- My cat ate it smartass.

by The Original Agahnim December 26, 2021

my dog your cat

A light way of saying you want fuck a sensitive millennial girl without crossing her slut boundaries

Your tits are hot, omg I wanna play, my dog your cat.

by Birdboymotherfluffer June 15, 2022

ram it in my cat

When a girl wants a boy to smash her in the pussy

Shara told daylin to ram it in my cat

by Ram it in my cat April 19, 2017

harassing my cat

Another term for female masturbation

Im busy harassing my cat.

by kentuckygurl_09 September 25, 2016

Walk my cat

An excuse used when you don’t want to tell someone something.

Person 1: stop stalling and tell me
Person 2: Oh um, I have to go walk my cat bye

by your roblox girlfriend January 27, 2019

walk my cat

When a female goes away to pleasure herself.

Erin: Hey Cassie do you want to go to the club tonight?

Cassie: I can't tonight, I have to walk my cat.

by MichealScottPaperCompany January 29, 2018

ghost in my cat

A time when your cat is either floating into the air or talking to you

Yo, dude, I think there's a ghost in my cat, dude

by Nightmareish July 06, 2022