Eat my ass

Means anything that you don't really want to do that someone wants you to do.
Hey man, why don't you come to the gym later? And I told him, why don't you eat my ass?
by The real slim shady 907 May 15, 2016
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Eat my ass

Shoving your face into one's backside and licking, sucking, or biting down on one's ass/asshole.
Me: Hey Jack, wanna eat my ass? I'm wet right now.
Jack: Hell yeah! How do you want it done? Hard or soft?
Me: I'm feeling hard, I want your tongue all in there.
by idomemesforfun October 29, 2017
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Dig My Ass

A term used by Hawaiians instead of 'Suck my dick.' Used to express anger. Synonymous with 'Fuck you.'
One Hawaiian: "Ho Breh, You look like shit today."
Other Hawaiian: "Hey, dig my ass k?"
by godsflesh55 December 6, 2010
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Lost my ass

Expression of regret pertaining to losing all of ones money at the casino.
Jack: "Did you win any money last night at the casino?"

Jill: "Hell no. I lost my ass."
by ez2b November 21, 2011
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butter my ass

v., slang. To perform an action that is considered rude or asinine by the person to whom it is done. Such actions usually (but not exclusively) fall into three categories:

1) To clearly lie to, to bullshit.

2) To fuck with, screw with, harass.

3) To suck up to or kiss the ass of in an obvious, belligerent manner.
1) "Did you know that the word 'red' comes from the Indian word for 'blood'?" "I'm a linguist, you idiot. Don't butter my ass." 2) "You fucking suck at bocci." "Andrew, it's a friendly game of ball-throwing, there's no need to butter my ass." 3) "You are a god and I worship you." "I just MET you two minutes ago, so you can stop buttering my ass."
by Okzoz August 1, 2011
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eat my ass

1. interjection - used to insult someone. equivalent to fuck off, fuck you, kiss my ass, etc
2. interjection - used to tell someone to rim you, or perform oral sex on your anus hole, also known as anilingus
1. He kept fucking with me so I told him to eat my ass.
2. Hey baby, for something knew, can you eat my ass?
by SanSavior August 7, 2017
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