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Motorcycle Teeth

Often present in Southern states where teeth are a scarce resource.
Andy: Omg dude, that bitch had motorcycle teeth.

Jeff: What do you mean?

Andy: You know, one up and four down bro.
by fossrus October 7, 2008
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PMS ( Parked Motorcycle Syndrone )

A person's bad mood due to rainclouds, resulting in the person's motorcycle remaining parked in his or her garage.
"It's raining outside? Nooo! I can't ride my motorcycle!"
"We should leave Dad alone; it's raining outside so he has PMS ( Parked Motorcycle Syndrone )."
by Juicer June 14, 2006
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motorcycle

the act of grabbing the legs of a person like a handle on the motorcyle. and putting the foot on the crotch of that person shaking your leg violently. this will cause soreness of the testicles which will last for at least 2 days

synonym of the word: autobiking
"omg, i watched twilight with my gf, and my friends gave me motorcycle! i cant walk correctly..."

"lets give him a motorcycle! HEY u two, grab his legs and hold him down. *SHAKESSS* AHHHHHHHH HELLPPPPP"
by ericohhh!! November 8, 2009
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Motorcycle

A machine that is rode to make sure you die before natural causes hit you. Great thing to get the blood flowin...and other bodily fluids
Johnny: I got laid 3 times last night because of that motorcycle I swear.

Billy: Orly? Dennis died on his last year.

Johnny: Well atleast he died before a blood clot hit him.
by Brianhogs June 30, 2008
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Motorcycle Vagina

Motorcycle-Vagina (see also, #MotorcycleVagina and HB695) was birthed by North Carolina republican senator Thom Tillis when he sneakily inserted a section on anti-abortion laws into a new motorcycle safety bill (Sharia Law). Apparently the safest way to ride a motorcycle is while not having an abortion. Tillis is a gentleman and a worldly scholar.
Hey did you hear republican Thom Tillis won the election for NC Senate?
Oh, you mean that crazy Motorcycle Vagina guy?
by jiggleswank November 5, 2014
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Motorcycle Stuff

Motorcycle Stuff

Anything that involves a vehicle with two wheels. This could be riding motorcycles, working on motorcycles, talking about motorcycles, looking at motorcycles, sitting in silence with your bros and all cumulative thinking about motorcycles, going to motorcycle enthusiast parties, doing wheelies on motorcycles, rolling burnouts are always a favorite, taking your kid to ride motorcycles, RACING MOTORCYCLES, listening to music that makes you want to ride your motorcycles, getting motorcycle related tattoos, watching Road House, teaching people about motorcycle safety and opening doors for old ladies.

Motorcycling is a state of mind portrayed onto the universe buy a very few select people who buy the grace of God were born with an undying nerve and relentless desire to live on two wheels going as fast as they can and looking cool while doing it.

In certain instances the word stuff can be replaced with the word shit. I.e. motorcycle shit. But this all depends on present company and what your attitude is like at the time of speaking.

In some cases doing things with a trike can be considered motorcycle stuff but only in an extreme instance where possibly the individual riding has a physical disability. Otherwise it's not an excuse and said individual needs to get a motorcycle.
Bros, let's go do motorcycle stuff.

That chick is into me because I'm into motorcycle stuff.

Fuck this job I'm gonna go do motorcycle stuff.
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motorcycle slime

When the whole group rides but forgets about you
Damn we did Eli motorcycle slime by forgetting how much cooler his motorcycle is.
by Glistening anus October 14, 2022
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