Moosecock

A large penis found on a Moose. If your wife saw it she'd have to suck it and you'd be without a woman.

My wife and I were hunting when I saw a moose with a big moose cock. She yelled oh my god and ran over and sucked it and filed for divorce the next day.

by Lost MYWIVE August 21, 2003

Moosi

Another word for awesome

That girl is sooo moosi!

by Moosi person October 6, 2011

Moosin It

Hanging out or chilling; relaxing, usually with friends, often involves a joint or two.

Indigenous to Santa Cruz, California.

Hey what's you do this weekend?
i was just moosin it with some people at the beach.

by MoxyAmita June 29, 2009

moosechild

The epitome of an slow moving, smelly and sedentary creature. They are generally solitary with the strongest bonds between mother and calf.

guy: no one likes you!

girl: oh shush you moosechild

by juicymango August 22, 2011

moolic

A person who consistently and persistently screws up. Known for being clumsy and a bad maker of decisions.

Stop being such a moolic. That guy is such a moolic.

by thetacticalhouse April 20, 2019

Moosin’

One person wears an array of dildos on their head and chargers full steam ahead into the others orifices.

“Hey Britt, wanna try moosin’ tonight?”

“As Michael affixed the dildo antlers on his head, and slathered each tip with astroglide, he knew that he and Zachary were going to have a wild night of moosin’.”

“Keep on moosin’!”
—(Pro moosin’ gif)

by Norman Lilith Mavis-Morticia February 1, 2022

MoogicaMumba

A word yelled very loudly when overly excited about sex that has happened or about to happen. You do it though by running up to a random person yelling it into the air while twisting your fingers together then after you've yelled it you run away and hide where no one can find you and don't look for you til the overloading excitement rush has disappeared from your entire body and you can now only return to normal self by laying and cuddling a peacock that has joined one of the mob families in NYC

MoogicaMumba is always screamed from my lips when I've reached full MoogicaMumba when fucking Aaron

by MyDefinitionsBeTROLLIN May 22, 2022