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Monking it in

When parking your car, you back into the parking space, rather than pulling into it forwards. Very common for grease monkeys to perform this maneuver, thus, monking it in.
Whether driving a big 4 x 4 or a some type of hot rod, you'll always find a motorhead monking it in.
by bucktownsfinest February 3, 2010
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Monokini

1. A tongue-in-cheek term for a bikini with only the bottoms being worn.

2. A Chinese-made one-piece bathing suit, typically purchased for around $10 on eBay, Amazon, or any number of other sites that facilitate mail-order purchases from China. For whatever reason, Chinese vendors seem to believe that "monokini" is the proper term for a one-piece bathing suit, and use it extensively in item descriptions. When this definition is used, "monokini" is pronounced as though it were a Japanese word, to distinguish it from the other definition. Why Japanese, when this is a Chinese phenomenon? Probably because they're both Engrish parent languages, and "monokini" looks like a Japanese word?
"This monokini pronounced mo-no-ki-ni looks like it was sewn together by a blind pre-schooler!"'

"Probably because it was."
by Melgar II February 27, 2017
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Group Mooning

Attacking someone with moonings in a funny way -> mass mooning
We are the mooning gang and you will be group mooning you.
by JohnnyThan December 8, 2010
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moonking

When you use one's knee to rub on another's privates.
Moonking can be an enjoyable pleasure.
by tux871 March 16, 2008
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Mookina

A nasty girl, who often hangs around cool guys as she has spent much of her life being unpopular.
Nina is such a mookina..
by Darp January 21, 2006
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Monking

The practice where a venerated wise person or leader (female) is, upon their death, buired for exactly three days. At the end of the third day the body is excavated. Water is pumped into the body via the vagina, and then the juices are allowed to run back out, over the faces of those deemed fit to recieve them. It is thought that by this practice, the knowledge the deceased is passed on to the living.
Tends to be used as an insult - 'yeah, he probably goes monking in his spare time anyway.'
by pringleslid March 25, 2004
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monkin

extraordinarily large in bulk, quantity, or extent
The girl working at the burger joint had a monkin zit on her cheek
by David P Jordan April 15, 2007
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