moof

when you JUST. CAN'T. ENGLISH.

Jenny: i wanna die
Lauren: moof

by CA$$H August 24, 2017

Moof

the little spot above the anus below the end of the backbone.

"He shot his load on her moof"

by smizzle fo shizzle July 24, 2003

Moof

To be plagued by a mythical creature called a Moofie Monster which causes modem and other network problems. Thus causing you to disconnect leaving the other people utterly confused and/or disoriented.

The Moofie Monster got you!

by Medallion123 February 10, 2010

Moof

Farting, sneezing, burping, pooping nutting and pissing all at once with eyes open.

He had a moof and was knocked unconscious.

by Fizzle butter December 16, 2011

moof

the noise you make after secks

<phyrearms> moof that was fun

by warpedminds January 19, 2003

moof

refering to your or someone elses cock and balls.

"go suck a moof"

by timalory November 16, 2006

moof

To jizz or orgasm over any game.

Also a character on Burning Blade on WOW. (night elf hunter)

OMG did you see that knife throw kill ! - moof!

I just moofed over that 26k crit

by felly t April 12, 2010