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Molesterbater

When you molest someone with a werid accent.
Joe molesterbaters Teresa during health
by IWasMolesterbatered June 12, 2011
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monsterbation

when one engages in the touching of oneself at a time when one's significant other is right beside them.

the monster replaces master because one who subjects themselves to such acts are obviously dirty pigs.
olive engages in monsterbation 24/7, even when he has just 69ed with the finest bitch, hence he is the ultimate perve who no one likes.
by Arntnok February 2, 2008
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monserrate

A nice beautiful person that gets what she wants and sometimes can be mistaken for anicnt person but really she's pretty sassy
monserrate you sassy girl
by Hdhsjhhjd May 28, 2018
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Later Masterbater

Used when saying goodbye to your hooker friend that plays with themselves constantly. It is used in place of the phrase "later gator" or "afterwhile crocodile."
Hooker: I'm tired of this conversation. I'm going to bed.

You: You mean you're gonna jerk off and cry yourself to sleep?

Hooker:.......yes.

You: Later masterbater.
by It's Bailey Bitch!!! May 3, 2010
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madsterbate

My mom makes me so angry... I'm going to go madsterbate.
by Joemama23 December 25, 2007
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MASTERBATERIFIC

you are damn sexy if you're MASTERBATERIFIC
by Pianochiick December 18, 2010
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Meisterbater

A Meisterbater is an expert at jerking off other guys.
Christian is an accomplished Meisterbater!
by eda-skip October 7, 2021
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