Monocle

1. The act of smacking someone in the eye with your penis

2. Mushroom stamping strictly in the eye

Yo fam you know ole girl ? Well last night I gave that chick a monocle

by MrDoubleDuece May 8, 2020

foggy monocle

pulling out while getting a blowjob to squirt in the girls eye, mainly as a joke, but sometimes accidental.

So i was with this really slutty girl, i just met her so i thought it would be funny to give her a foggy monocle.

Dude, my girlfriend was pumpin on my dick so hard that when i came i accidently gave her a foggy monocle.

by Dank Killa October 2, 2009

steamed monocle

The blowing of hot air on to the tip of a penis during fellatio.

“I was about to finish, then she teased me with a steamed monocle…Excuse me, whilst I go buy a ring.”

by HRH The Queen June 25, 2021