Money 

The thing we wish we all had

Tom: I wish I had money
Sally: yeah bih you ain’t gettin none

Money by Thiccer than oatmeal May 19, 2018

Money 

i do not understand the concept of money. money isn’t real it’s just paper that the people in charge tell us that it matters and it actually has value but it doesn’t. “bUt deema moNey is valuable because without it you caNt eat” SHUT THE FUCK UP. it only matters because of capitalism and the money system that we as humans use. food, water, houses, clothes, and stuff that we use for hygiene should all be free because these are all basic necessities for living. we don’t need to PAY to eat. why should we work for food? we shouldn’t. we’re all playing pretend and the big and rich people make the rules that we “need” to follow- deema waleed @deema.alawadhi

Money is so imPorTant and ValuAblE

No bitch it’s just paper.

Money by Lonleyteddybear November 11, 2020

money 

the only reason your girlfriend is with you

the money in your bank statement is probably zero

money by virginslayer6969 May 11, 2021

Money 

That green stuff in your pocket, that god gave you

Fucking Green Shit, Not Weed.

Money by xXBlazerXx January 1, 2004

money 

In reference to something that is impressive, awe inspiring.

That chick has a dumpy ass, but her friend's ass is "money!"

money by Big-Dog and Biskey January 27, 2005

money 

What makes the world go round

money is what makes the world go round

money by HarroI'mDahAsian December 29, 2012

money 

A piece of paper or metal that is usually signed by a government's treasurer, stating that everyone is currently under the delusion that you have wealth. In fact, the piece of cotton used to represent how much gold a country had, but then Richard Nixon decided that it was not his cup of tea. Due to 1 cent coins in the Canada (where they have since been abolished) and the US costing 1.6 cents to stamp, owning a lot of pennies makes you more wealthy than society believes you are.

Canada's money is the only currency that has a value: it is made from polymer, a petrolium-derived plastic.

money by Placowepuss May 23, 2013