molesterbation

To forcefully go fuck yourself against your own will.

Holy shit, Marston! Why must you engage in acts of molesterbation?

by czainsaw July 16, 2008

child molester

The second sickest fucker on any planet in any universe. Second only to a sicko who kills his victim.
A future death wish recipient (at least should be).
A psychopath that has no right existing

Max: "Isn't that new neighbour of yours that guy that was in the news who just got out after serving 2 months for diddling 20 kids; you know, that child molester!"
Scott: - loading a gun - "Yea, he got that nice vacation thanks to the child molester judge!" - shoots neighbours balls and cock off.
Max: "What the fuck...what are you doing guy!"
Scott: "Enforcing justice....guy!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

child molester

One who enjoys supple young boys. Usually found at playgrounds or the ballpit at your local chuckie cheese's Basically someone who fucks children in the bum bum

Look! Sally its Peter the ass fucking child molester!

by Anonymous June 20, 2003

Modest Mouse

One of the few Indy Rock bands of our generation who have produced albums which can be considered musical and lyrical masterpieces. They have released at least 8 records under 2 different producers: 'Up Records' and 'Epic'. Modest Mouse has a unique sound, and a habbit for memorable musical song extensions and clever song endings which lead into following songs.

"Dude, your Modest Mouse is on fire!"

"This would be so much better with a Modest Mouse"

by Colin Murrant August 25, 2005

Ovar-mones

Hormones released by the ovaries upon seeing a guy interact playfully with a child. May result in egg dropping activity

Shite, seeing him playing with the baby sent my ovar-mones into high gear. I just dropped a dozen eggs.

by GailGrey September 18, 2014

molester van

An old beat up van that drives around the streets. Rust and old paint are a must. Curtains in the windows are common but not nessessary. Used for the act of luring childen for molestation.

Look at that molester van by the swing set.

by Equimanthorn December 19, 2007

Modestep

Dubstep so filthy that, when audible, the listener immediately voids his bowels.

Mate did you hear that new banger by Modestep last night?

Yeh man, I totally shat myself.

Dude, are you going to see Modestep tomorrow?

Yeh, I bought some adult diapers, last time I went my legs smelt of shit for a week.

by Flangeman100 February 23, 2010