Moldy's Law

Give someone the chance to be stupid, and they will take it.

"Trump needs to have his phone taken away. Otherwise, Moldy's Law will mean he will get on Twitter."

by Mojo1936 May 20, 2019

Moldy Tip

Noun: Derogatory term for military personnel or JROTC students who insist on wearing their uniform everywhere they go to because they think it makes them look cool and want people to admire them. A MT will wear the same uniform for days to the point where the tip of their dicks becomes green with mold from lack of washing. A KT can be seen at children's birthday party, little league baseball games, shopping malls, and grocery stores prancing around demanding respect from everyone for their "service" even though they have never seen combat. A moldy tip will insist on being called a veteran and thanked for their service on Veterans Day, 4th of July, Memorial Day, etc. even though the only thing they have ever done is sit around at a local base and fuck each other.

Why's this Moldy Tip wearing his uniform at my daughters bellet recital? There's not a base for 300 miles.

by RH2017 November 6, 2017

moldy cunt

a pussy with mold on it

she has a moldy cunt

by dicklick May 18, 2006

moldy watermelon

when you get a blowjob from someone with a mouth infection

chungus: yoo bingus how was your night
bingus: bad, nle glopnar gave me a moldy watermelon

by big floppa October 17, 2020

moldy scrotum

this word is for the meaning of an old saggy persons scrotum usually old people get this when they dont shower often.

"yo kashawn that old person looks like he has a moldy scrotum, he told me he does"

by nickcory June 4, 2009

moldy wind

moldy wind is a description of farting, just like cut the cheese and other stuff

there is a moldy wind in here
or
i blew some moldy wind

by Trevor April 7, 2004

Moldy Popsicle

A sex act in which the person with a penis engages in nasal and then subsequently oral sex with the other party so that the party receiving the penis eats their own boogers.

Dude can you believe she gave him a moldy popsicle last night? She must be one nasty biotch.

by shidduchmeister18 July 28, 2014